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12 years ago
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You decide that you would look for a place to relieve yourself on your way to Mora's hut, finding the voices in your head arguing to the point that they made you too confused to hold it for very much longer or just go somewhere nearby. As you made your way through the marketplace and the once-more busy streets, you notice that the Temple happens to have plenty of dark, shady areas around it's unique construction. You decide that a small alcove nearby would be a decent place for some privacy, and you quickly duck into it and out of sight. Gently squatting down, you push your loincloth out of the way of your bare womanhood and relax.
As a thin stream starts to emerge, you notice that the ground feels a bit "crumbly," but you pass it off as some trick of the mind. This proves to be a fatal mistake, however, as your urine quickly soaks into the dirt below and turns it muddy, revealing a sinkhole at the worst possible time. You're soon screaming as you fall into the Earth, still peeing into the open, lightless air. Soon, you hit a solid surface in a fairly soft way, thankfully surviving the fall. Even as you continued to pee all over the ground below you and yourself, you looked around at what you could. You were in some kind of water reservoir underneath the temple, lit up by torches on the walls. As you looked around, you heard something coming down the same hole that you had come in through, and you looked up just in time to watch a pile of rocks crush your neck.
(-1000 HP)
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Meanwhile...
Dorza looked down the hole that he had just dropped a ruined Gate ornament he had been transporting back to the carving shops into. While he was decently certain that nobody was down there, he just wanted to make sure that nobody was hurt.
"Hello! Is anybody down there? Nobody got hurt... right!?"
Not hearing a response from the hole leading down to somewhere under the temple, he shrugged and moved on with his work.
>HP: 0/27 (Unconscious)
>GAME OVER
You decide that you would look for a place to relieve yourself on your way to Mora's hut, finding the voices in your head arguing to the point that they made you too confused to hold it for very much longer or just go somewhere nearby. As you made your way through the marketplace and the once-more busy streets, you notice that the Temple happens to have plenty of dark, shady areas around it's unique construction. You decide that a small alcove nearby would be a decent place for some privacy, and you quickly duck into it and out of sight. Gently squatting down, you push your loincloth out of the way of your bare womanhood and relax.
As a thin stream starts to emerge, you notice that the ground feels a bit "crumbly," but you pass it off as some trick of the mind. This proves to be a fatal mistake, however, as your urine quickly soaks into the dirt below and turns it muddy, revealing a sinkhole at the worst possible time. You're soon screaming as you fall into the Earth, still peeing into the open, lightless air. Soon, you hit a solid surface in a fairly soft way, thankfully surviving the fall. Even as you continued to pee all over the ground below you and yourself, you looked around at what you could. You were in some kind of water reservoir underneath the temple, lit up by torches on the walls. As you looked around, you heard something coming down the same hole that you had come in through, and you looked up just in time to watch a pile of rocks crush your neck.
(-1000 HP)
______________
Meanwhile...
Dorza looked down the hole that he had just dropped a ruined Gate ornament he had been transporting back to the carving shops into. While he was decently certain that nobody was down there, he just wanted to make sure that nobody was hurt.
"Hello! Is anybody down there? Nobody got hurt... right!?"
Not hearing a response from the hole leading down to somewhere under the temple, he shrugged and moved on with his work.
>HP: 0/27 (Unconscious)
>GAME OVER
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