Medical Update!
Posted 4 weeks agoSurgery went well. I am home, and recovering. Got a goose egg the size of a golf ball where they went through my muscles to get to my spine on my back where my neck and shoulders meet, but that was expected. Muscle relaxants, pain killers, and ice are my friend. Hoping to be able to draw in a month or two.
Like my last hiatus, I will start by doing casual art and gift art to get myself back into practice, work my endurance back up, and get to the point where I can actually do commissions at my standards. Then I will make an announcement once I am ready to open commissions.
Like my last hiatus, I will start by doing casual art and gift art to get myself back into practice, work my endurance back up, and get to the point where I can actually do commissions at my standards. Then I will make an announcement once I am ready to open commissions.
Surgery Date
Posted a month agoSo I have spoken with my spine surgeon again, my surgery date will be on March 19th. I will try to establish a 'proof of life' chain of people who can leave updates on my progress until I am well enough to be back online myself. I know that will happen through my Discord and Telegram, but I am not sure how reliable that will be here. Regardless, the end is in sight.
Health update.
Posted 2 months agoI just spoke to my spine surgeon. We still don't have a date, but since everything is still crazy, we are switching from going in through the front, to the more invasive procedure going in through the back. It will be more painful, but is safer, meaning that I don't need the second specialist. This means that it will be far easier to schedule. So fingers crossed that I will have a date scheduled some time soon.
Where I've been...
Posted 4 months agoSo one of my kind fans reached out to me to make sure everything was okay, since it has been so long since I have posted anything. And that made me realize that I had been posting updates to my Discord server, and Telegram channel, but not to my art repositories. So, here is an explanation of what has been going on since July.
I reaggravated my neck injury in July, the worst time so far. I required an additional MRI, and steroid injections into my neck did not help. I am on meds that control the pain and most the numbness, but if I try to use my hand for anything detailed for more than a few minutes, my hand starts to get twitchy and hurt. Hard to hold a pen or stylus, can't use chopsticks, some days I haven't even been able to brush my teeth due to it. This has made drawing pretty much impossible. What I used to be able to do in two to four hours, now takes me days, and the end product is not something I'm proud of.
So, I am awaiting surgery. A second surgery on my spine for those keeping count. But because of where this particular trouble spot is, they need a reconstructive throat specialist to make sure I come through safe and sound. That means juggling the schedule of two surgeons and a hospital. This means that I am on a waiting list that is expected to be about three months long.
For those who want more rapid updates, feel free to check out my Discord Server where I chat much more often, and leave regular updates with peoples.
https://discord.gg/jU33RYK4yX
I reaggravated my neck injury in July, the worst time so far. I required an additional MRI, and steroid injections into my neck did not help. I am on meds that control the pain and most the numbness, but if I try to use my hand for anything detailed for more than a few minutes, my hand starts to get twitchy and hurt. Hard to hold a pen or stylus, can't use chopsticks, some days I haven't even been able to brush my teeth due to it. This has made drawing pretty much impossible. What I used to be able to do in two to four hours, now takes me days, and the end product is not something I'm proud of.
So, I am awaiting surgery. A second surgery on my spine for those keeping count. But because of where this particular trouble spot is, they need a reconstructive throat specialist to make sure I come through safe and sound. That means juggling the schedule of two surgeons and a hospital. This means that I am on a waiting list that is expected to be about three months long.
For those who want more rapid updates, feel free to check out my Discord Server where I chat much more often, and leave regular updates with peoples.
https://discord.gg/jU33RYK4yX
Commission Sale!
Posted a year agoSo this year, Chinese New Year falls on February 10th. In honor of the year of the wood dragon, I am going to hold another commission sale. 10 discounted single character slots. These will be special slots, as I will be controlling what your character is wearing. Non dragons will be in petplay style leather dragon masks and gloves, with a fake dragon tail, humans and non tailed folk will have the tail as a butt plug, furries will have worn covering their real tail. Dragons characters have the option of having the leather mask and gloves or not. Those who want a PG picture will be wearing an outfit of my choosing. If you want your character in a collar or chastity, please let me know.
These slots will be first come, first serve, $50.00 USD each, and all my normal rules apply, no copyrighted/trademarked characters that you don't own the rights to, no erotic portrayals of underaged characters. Email me at Danaume.Rook[at]gmail.com if you want a slot!
ALL SLOTS FILLED. Thank you!
These slots will be first come, first serve, $50.00 USD each, and all my normal rules apply, no copyrighted/trademarked characters that you don't own the rights to, no erotic portrayals of underaged characters. Email me at Danaume.Rook[at]gmail.com if you want a slot!
ALL SLOTS FILLED. Thank you!
Demon Slayer: Swordsmith Village movie review... BAD!
Posted 2 years agoIf you haven't seen 'Demon Slayer: To the Swordsmith Village' yet, do yourself a favor, and don't. If you have preordered tickets, try to get your money back if you haven't gone yet. It isn't a movie. It is the last two episodes of the Entertainment District arc, with opening songs and ending songs and credits, then the first episode of the Swordsmith Village arc. It is NOT a movie, it is 3 episodes falsely bundled as a movie by Sony 'Crunchyroll' as a cash grab. I wouldn't have gone had I known. Mugen Train was so good, this is not that... this is just... ugh. Wait for the season to start.
Hateful replies to my art or my fans.
Posted 2 years agoSo I know that the edgy thing of late is to jump into people's art and leave a hateful reply, trying to hurt them, insulting the art, or insulting the fans, and then blocking replies. So I am going to say this right here, and right now.
When you make a hateful reply to a piece of art, especially a commissioned piece of art, or to a fan's comment... it doesn't make you sound smart. It makes you sound like a small minded, bitter troll who has lost their place in the world.
This happens most often on commissions regarding castration artwork. A lot of my fans and friends have been castrated medically in real life due to injury or cancer, and if they wish to sexualize their condition so that they can feel good about their bodies instead of hating themselves, then I am 100% for that. And if you are so insecure in your own crotch parts that this makes you feel like less of a person, and you just have to lash out and hurt them with a hateful comment, but you can't even be adult enough to accept a reply in exchange... it's not going to make you appear like a big strong man, woman, or whatever... and it's sure not going to make you seem like an educated adult.
It's going to make you seem like what you have become. A small minded jerk.
Do this on my art, and you will not be engaged. You will not be encouraged. You will be blocked.
I don't need you. My fans don't need you. The world doesn't need you. There's enough hate, anger, and pain in the world without you causing more.
If you don't like it? Grow the fuck up.
When you make a hateful reply to a piece of art, especially a commissioned piece of art, or to a fan's comment... it doesn't make you sound smart. It makes you sound like a small minded, bitter troll who has lost their place in the world.
This happens most often on commissions regarding castration artwork. A lot of my fans and friends have been castrated medically in real life due to injury or cancer, and if they wish to sexualize their condition so that they can feel good about their bodies instead of hating themselves, then I am 100% for that. And if you are so insecure in your own crotch parts that this makes you feel like less of a person, and you just have to lash out and hurt them with a hateful comment, but you can't even be adult enough to accept a reply in exchange... it's not going to make you appear like a big strong man, woman, or whatever... and it's sure not going to make you seem like an educated adult.
It's going to make you seem like what you have become. A small minded jerk.
Do this on my art, and you will not be engaged. You will not be encouraged. You will be blocked.
I don't need you. My fans don't need you. The world doesn't need you. There's enough hate, anger, and pain in the world without you causing more.
If you don't like it? Grow the fuck up.
Latest spinal update!
Posted 3 years agoSpinal update! I'm just back from the doctor with my 6 week post-op check up. It's all good news. I'm 100% off narcotics and muscle relaxants, and able to start weaning myself of Gabapentin. I am no longer required to wear the cone of shame at home, I only need to wear it when I am in the car, or in places where I might be jostled about by the public, and that is only for the next 4 weeks, then I'm done with it for good. The doctor doesn't think that I require physical therapy with the level of recovery I am showing so far.
Injury Update!
Posted 4 years agoBecause I am healing fairly well naturally, they are going to hold off on doing any surgery on this event. However the doc said that I'm not getting out of this without surgery at some point. I'm going to get PT and meds for the remainder of the healing for this event, and at the next flare up I will get steroid injections into my spine, likely followed by surgery.
I'm going to hold off on doing any commissions until the prescribed 6 weeks of PT is over.
I'm going to hold off on doing any commissions until the prescribed 6 weeks of PT is over.
Injuries and artwork...
Posted 4 years agoJust so everyone knows why I haven't posted anything in a while. I'm currently injured. I have moderate to severe disk compression, which is causing pain in my arms and has caused my left arm to go mostly numb from the elbow to my fingers. I have 3 lingering art projects that I need to finish, but I am working on them very slowly so as not to make things worse, and I have suspended all art past that point, and am not taking further commissions until I am healed. I meet a spine surgeon on May 4th for a consultation to see if I need surgery or if there are other options. I will try to post a journal after that with an update.
Song Parody: Frosty the Bitch-Girl
Posted 4 years agoFrosty the bitch-girl, was a jolly happy pup,
With her collar tight and her paws on right
On all fours wagging her butt.
Frosty the bitch-girl, is a porno tale they say,
Shivering in the snow, all the children know
How her humanity was lost that day.
There must have been some magic in
That old tail plug they found.
For when they shoved it up her butt
She just barked and crawled around.
Oh Frosty the bitch-girl
Was perverted as she could be
And the children say she would bark and play
And get rutted by just about anything.
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Gettin bred in the snow!
Frosty the bitch-girl, was a jolly happy pup,
With her collar tight and her paws on right
On all fours wagging her butt.
Frosty the bitch-girl, is a porno tale they say,
Shivering in the snow, all the children know
How her humanity was lost that day.
There must have been some magic in
That old tail plug they found.
For when they shoved it up her butt
She just barked and crawled around.
Frosty the bitch-girl
Knew the dogs were out that day,
But she still played fetch
With her pussy wet
And got knotted while she played.
Frosty the bitch-girl
Belly heavy in a certain way
As her tits grew fat,
With a drippy twat
She would have puppies in May.
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Gettin bred in the snow!
With her collar tight and her paws on right
On all fours wagging her butt.
Frosty the bitch-girl, is a porno tale they say,
Shivering in the snow, all the children know
How her humanity was lost that day.
There must have been some magic in
That old tail plug they found.
For when they shoved it up her butt
She just barked and crawled around.
Oh Frosty the bitch-girl
Was perverted as she could be
And the children say she would bark and play
And get rutted by just about anything.
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Gettin bred in the snow!
Frosty the bitch-girl, was a jolly happy pup,
With her collar tight and her paws on right
On all fours wagging her butt.
Frosty the bitch-girl, is a porno tale they say,
Shivering in the snow, all the children know
How her humanity was lost that day.
There must have been some magic in
That old tail plug they found.
For when they shoved it up her butt
She just barked and crawled around.
Frosty the bitch-girl
Knew the dogs were out that day,
But she still played fetch
With her pussy wet
And got knotted while she played.
Frosty the bitch-girl
Belly heavy in a certain way
As her tits grew fat,
With a drippy twat
She would have puppies in May.
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Look at Frosty go
Humpety hump hump
Humpety hump hump
Gettin bred in the snow!
Song Parody: Plague Miser
Posted 4 years agoSung to Cold Miser/Heat Miser
I'm Mr. Black Christmas
I'm Mr. Death
I'm Mr. COVID-19
I'm Mr. Hold your breath
Friends call me Plague Miser
Whatever I touch
Coughs to death in my clutch!
I'm too much.
He's Mister Black Christmas
He's Mister Death
He's Mister COVID-19
He's Mister Hold your breath
Friends call me Plague Miser
Whatever I touch
Coughs to death in my clutch!
I'm too much.
I never wanna know a party
That's over five people now
Unless we're talking funerals, then
Gather 'round!
He's Mister Black Christmas
He's Mister Death
He's Mister COVID-19
He's Mister Hold your breath
Friends call me Plague Miser
Whatever I touch
Coughs to death in my clutch!
I'm too much!
I'm too much!
I'm Mr. Black Christmas
I'm Mr. Death
I'm Mr. COVID-19
I'm Mr. Hold your breath
Friends call me Plague Miser
Whatever I touch
Coughs to death in my clutch!
I'm too much.
He's Mister Black Christmas
He's Mister Death
He's Mister COVID-19
He's Mister Hold your breath
Friends call me Plague Miser
Whatever I touch
Coughs to death in my clutch!
I'm too much.
I never wanna know a party
That's over five people now
Unless we're talking funerals, then
Gather 'round!
He's Mister Black Christmas
He's Mister Death
He's Mister COVID-19
He's Mister Hold your breath
Friends call me Plague Miser
Whatever I touch
Coughs to death in my clutch!
I'm too much!
I'm too much!
Song Parody: Slutty Sissy
Posted 4 years ago(To Irish Rover's Drunken Sailor)
What will we do with a slutty sissy?
What will we do with a slutty sissy?
What will we do with a slutty sissy?
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Lock him up in a tiny cock cage
Lock him up in a tiny cock cage
Lock him up in a tiny cock cage
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Dress him like a maid to do the cleaning
Dress him like a maid to do the cleaning
Dress him like a maid to do the cleaning
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Peg him in the butt with a horsecock dildo
Peg him in the butt with a horsecock dildo
Peg him in the butt with a horsecock dildo
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Have him go down while you eat breakfast
Have him go down while you eat breakfast
Have him go down while you eat breakfast
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a slutty sissy?
That's what we do with a slutty sissy?
That's what we do with a slutty sissy?
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
What will we do with a slutty sissy?
What will we do with a slutty sissy?
What will we do with a slutty sissy?
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Lock him up in a tiny cock cage
Lock him up in a tiny cock cage
Lock him up in a tiny cock cage
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Dress him like a maid to do the cleaning
Dress him like a maid to do the cleaning
Dress him like a maid to do the cleaning
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Peg him in the butt with a horsecock dildo
Peg him in the butt with a horsecock dildo
Peg him in the butt with a horsecock dildo
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Have him go down while you eat breakfast
Have him go down while you eat breakfast
Have him go down while you eat breakfast
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
That's what we do with a slutty sissy?
That's what we do with a slutty sissy?
That's what we do with a slutty sissy?
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
New day and Mistress rises
Early in the morning!
Commissions Closed on account of Games!
Posted 4 years agoCommissions are officially closed until after I have had enough time to play Cyberpunk 2077 and Outer Worlds. Likely either mid December or early January. I will be finishing the pieces in my queue, but not accepting more until further notice.
I will post a new journal and a picture announcement when I reopen.
I will post a new journal and a picture announcement when I reopen.
To my fans, regarding commissions.
Posted 4 years agoThis year, I have had numerous fans who have contacted me for commissions, only to have to pull out at the last minute, and while some just stop replying to emails, others are so apologetic, so I wanted to make this journal entry to absolve you all of any negative emotions.
The reason I don't take payment before I am ready to start on your piece is two fold:
1: Should something happen to me, to prevent me from working on your piece, I don't want the guilt of not being able to pay you back for any reason.
2: Art is a luxury item. Your health, welfare, family and real world needs will ALWAYS be more important than some custom artwork. I can always find another person to fill a commission slot, but you can't always find an extra paycheck to make ends meet.
I am always willing to pause someone's spot in queue until they are better able to afford things, or cancel their slot and have them reenter the queue at a later date if they don't know when or if they will be able to continue. I promise you I will never have hard feelings or be upset over this. You aren't leading me on, or breaking a vow or anything. I would rather all of you are safe, healthy, and happy first. So feel free to always be honest with me if you need to delay or cancel.
I couldn't do this without you guys. Thank you for your support, and know that I appreciate all of you.
The reason I don't take payment before I am ready to start on your piece is two fold:
1: Should something happen to me, to prevent me from working on your piece, I don't want the guilt of not being able to pay you back for any reason.
2: Art is a luxury item. Your health, welfare, family and real world needs will ALWAYS be more important than some custom artwork. I can always find another person to fill a commission slot, but you can't always find an extra paycheck to make ends meet.
I am always willing to pause someone's spot in queue until they are better able to afford things, or cancel their slot and have them reenter the queue at a later date if they don't know when or if they will be able to continue. I promise you I will never have hard feelings or be upset over this. You aren't leading me on, or breaking a vow or anything. I would rather all of you are safe, healthy, and happy first. So feel free to always be honest with me if you need to delay or cancel.
I couldn't do this without you guys. Thank you for your support, and know that I appreciate all of you.
Updated Discord Troubles
Posted 4 years agoSo, Discord has closed my account for violating their ToS. They refuse to tell me what part of the ToS I broke, but I'm not going to argue, odds are, I did. I'm not going to try to fight it, as honestly there is no way to do so, even my requests to find out what I did wrong or to cancel my subscription to Nitro are just met with a boilerplate 'you broke the ToS, we aren't reinstating your account, go away' message. Anywhere from today to several months from now their automated systems will delete my account, at which point all the servers I made should go poof.
It's been a lot of fun, it was a great service, but it's gone to me now.
I don't know if I will ever rebuild Dana's Lab anywhere. I don't know where I could even do it. If you have options, I'm open to hearing them, but Discord is kind of the new global Facebook for communities like that, so no matter where I end up, it would be marginalized. Ah well.
I want you all to know, I don't hold this against Discord, I'm not looking to call any boycotts or anything here. They have to defend themselves as a company, and comply as best they feel they can to laws in countries around the world, some of which are draconian.
It's been a lot of fun, it was a great service, but it's gone to me now.
I don't know if I will ever rebuild Dana's Lab anywhere. I don't know where I could even do it. If you have options, I'm open to hearing them, but Discord is kind of the new global Facebook for communities like that, so no matter where I end up, it would be marginalized. Ah well.
I want you all to know, I don't hold this against Discord, I'm not looking to call any boycotts or anything here. They have to defend themselves as a company, and comply as best they feel they can to laws in countries around the world, some of which are draconian.
Discord Account Disabled...
Posted 4 years agoHey everybody, just wanted those of you who keep in touch with me on my Discord server or through Discord itself, that my account has apparently been disabled. I have received no email explaining why, and have put a ticket in with Discord Support to ask what has happened. Hopefully this is something that can be resolved easily, but I wanted all of you to know that I'm not ignoring you, and I haven't 'vanished' or anything. Hopefully I'll be back soon...
Song Parody: Pumped Up Clits
Posted 5 years agoSung to Pumped Up Kicks - By Foster the People
Robert's got a big dick
It's never quite enough, to make him feel like a man
He's locked up in a tight cage
Tucked in the panties that she made him wear
Yeah he's just a sissy boi
But he's out of the closet in his sister's old clothes
Doesn't know there's no key
In denial for you, yeah he's obeying you
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
Mommy works a long day
She'll be packing the strap, yeah she's packing the strap
And she's gonna check my handy work
'Cause his asshole's lubed and it's packed real tight
I've waited for a long time
The slightest brush of his cock he's got a nice hair trigger
I told him he best not forget
And do your hair tonight, and get your makeup on right, yeah
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
Robert's got a big dick
It's never quite enough, to make him feel like a man
He's locked up in a tight cage
Tucked in the panties that she made him wear
Yeah he's just a sissy boi
But he's out of the closet in his sister's old clothes
Doesn't know there's no key
In denial for you, yeah he's obeying you
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
Mommy works a long day
She'll be packing the strap, yeah she's packing the strap
And she's gonna check my handy work
'Cause his asshole's lubed and it's packed real tight
I've waited for a long time
The slightest brush of his cock he's got a nice hair trigger
I told him he best not forget
And do your hair tonight, and get your makeup on right, yeah
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
You'd better cum, better cum, cum on my tongue
All the pretty chicks with their pumped up clits
you'd better cum, better cum, explode like a fountain
Song Parody: That Guy is Wrong!
Posted 5 years agoSung to 'What's Going On' by Four Non Blondes
It's been five years since I left school
Tryin to prove that I can still be cool, I know
My own destination
I realized quickly that I really don't
That the world was made up of memes and jokes, oh man
I know what those mean
And so I think sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
That the world makes sense
Cause of what I said
And I, I am feeling a little superior
Then I wake in the morning
And I hop online
And I see a new post and I lose my mind
And I scream from the top of my lungs
That guy is wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey, hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey, hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
Oh, oh oh
Oh, oh oh
And I try, oh my god do I try
I try all the time, in this digital forum
And I type, oh my god do I type
I type every single line
Of my explaination
And so I think sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
That the world makes sense
Cause of what I said
And I, I am feeling a little superior
Then I wake in the morning
And I hop online
And I see a new post and I lose my mind
And I scream from the top of my lungs
That guy is wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
Oh, oh oh oh
It's been five years since I left school
Trying to prove that I'm still cool, but nope
Just an explaination...
It's been five years since I left school
Tryin to prove that I can still be cool, I know
My own destination
I realized quickly that I really don't
That the world was made up of memes and jokes, oh man
I know what those mean
And so I think sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
That the world makes sense
Cause of what I said
And I, I am feeling a little superior
Then I wake in the morning
And I hop online
And I see a new post and I lose my mind
And I scream from the top of my lungs
That guy is wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey, hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey, hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
Oh, oh oh
Oh, oh oh
And I try, oh my god do I try
I try all the time, in this digital forum
And I type, oh my god do I type
I type every single line
Of my explaination
And so I think sometimes
When I'm lying in bed
That the world makes sense
Cause of what I said
And I, I am feeling a little superior
Then I wake in the morning
And I hop online
And I see a new post and I lose my mind
And I scream from the top of my lungs
That guy is wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
And I say, hey hey hey hey
I said hey, that fucker's wrong!
Oh, oh oh oh
It's been five years since I left school
Trying to prove that I'm still cool, but nope
Just an explaination...
Song Parody: Hello from the other guy
Posted 5 years ago(Sung to Adele's 'Hello')
Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say time's supposed to heal her
But I can hear the echoing
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in bed remembering the last time she spent the night
When she was younger, and tight
I'd forgotten how it felt when she was bouncing atop me
There's such a difference between us
And I made her smile
Hello from the other guy
I've fucked your girl a thousand times
Can I say I'm sorry
For when she screamed out my name
When I plowed her pussy
Oh how she would cum
Hello from the other guy
I know that she's a cave inside
I tell you I'm sorry
That you weren't born a draft
Cause some times I worried
That I'd tear her in half, the whore
Hello, how are you
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
I hope, that you're hung
When you put your cock inside of her
Does she know that you're in there?
It's no secret
That the both of us
Put our manhood on the line
Hello from the other guy (other guy)
I've fucked your girl a thousand times (thousand times)
Can I say I'm sorry
For when she screamed out my name
When I plowed her pussy
Oh how she would cum
Hello from the other guy (other guy)
I know that she's a cave inside (cave inside)
I tell you I'm sorry
That you weren't born a draft
Cause some times I worried
That I'd tear her in half, the whore
Oh, the whore
Oh, the whore
Oh, the whore
The whore
Hello from the other guy (other guy)
I've fucked your girl a thousand times (thousand times)
Can I say I'm sorry
For when she screamed out my name
When I plowed her pussy
Oh how she would cum
Hello from the other guy (other guy)
I know that she's a cave inside (cave inside)
I tell you I'm sorry
That you weren't born a draft
Cause some times I worried
That I'd tear her in half, the whore
Hello, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd like to meet
To go over everything
They say time's supposed to heal her
But I can hear the echoing
Hello, can you hear me?
I'm in bed remembering the last time she spent the night
When she was younger, and tight
I'd forgotten how it felt when she was bouncing atop me
There's such a difference between us
And I made her smile
Hello from the other guy
I've fucked your girl a thousand times
Can I say I'm sorry
For when she screamed out my name
When I plowed her pussy
Oh how she would cum
Hello from the other guy
I know that she's a cave inside
I tell you I'm sorry
That you weren't born a draft
Cause some times I worried
That I'd tear her in half, the whore
Hello, how are you
It's so typical of me to talk about myself, I'm sorry
I hope, that you're hung
When you put your cock inside of her
Does she know that you're in there?
It's no secret
That the both of us
Put our manhood on the line
Hello from the other guy (other guy)
I've fucked your girl a thousand times (thousand times)
Can I say I'm sorry
For when she screamed out my name
When I plowed her pussy
Oh how she would cum
Hello from the other guy (other guy)
I know that she's a cave inside (cave inside)
I tell you I'm sorry
That you weren't born a draft
Cause some times I worried
That I'd tear her in half, the whore
Oh, the whore
Oh, the whore
Oh, the whore
The whore
Hello from the other guy (other guy)
I've fucked your girl a thousand times (thousand times)
Can I say I'm sorry
For when she screamed out my name
When I plowed her pussy
Oh how she would cum
Hello from the other guy (other guy)
I know that she's a cave inside (cave inside)
I tell you I'm sorry
That you weren't born a draft
Cause some times I worried
That I'd tear her in half, the whore
Song Parody: A Nightmare World
Posted 5 years agoSung to 'A whole new world' (Disney's Aladdin)
I can show you your fears
Writhing, wriggling, upended
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your terrors ride?
I can open your mind
Take you horror by horror
Inside out and then sundered
On a tragic, heartless ride
A nightmare world
A new abhorrent point of view
Ignoring your screams of no
It's time to go
Be glad you're only dreaming
A nightmare world
A monstrous place I never knew
But when I'm drowning here
Amidst my fears
It's clear I'm in a nightmare world with you
Now I'm in a nightmare world with you
Unbelievable frights
Indescribable loathing
Falling, fleeing, abhorring
Every moment I could suddenly die
A nightmare world (Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to fear (Hold your breath, it gets worse now)
Its like an eldritch star
I've come to far
I can't get back to where I used to be
A nightmare world (Every turn a new fear)
With new repugnance now to flee (Every moment, revolting)
I'd flee to anywhere
I no longer care
Why'd you share this nightmare world with me
A nightmare world (A nightmare world)
That's where we'll die (It's where you'll die)
A panicked chase
A horrific place
For you and I...
I can show you your fears
Writhing, wriggling, upended
Tell me, princess, now when did
You last let your terrors ride?
I can open your mind
Take you horror by horror
Inside out and then sundered
On a tragic, heartless ride
A nightmare world
A new abhorrent point of view
Ignoring your screams of no
It's time to go
Be glad you're only dreaming
A nightmare world
A monstrous place I never knew
But when I'm drowning here
Amidst my fears
It's clear I'm in a nightmare world with you
Now I'm in a nightmare world with you
Unbelievable frights
Indescribable loathing
Falling, fleeing, abhorring
Every moment I could suddenly die
A nightmare world (Don't you dare close your eyes)
A hundred thousand things to fear (Hold your breath, it gets worse now)
Its like an eldritch star
I've come to far
I can't get back to where I used to be
A nightmare world (Every turn a new fear)
With new repugnance now to flee (Every moment, revolting)
I'd flee to anywhere
I no longer care
Why'd you share this nightmare world with me
A nightmare world (A nightmare world)
That's where we'll die (It's where you'll die)
A panicked chase
A horrific place
For you and I...
Song Parody: A Tribute to Horsecock
Posted 6 years agoSung to: My Heart Will Go On
Every night in my bed
I see it, I feel it
That is how I know you're so long
Thick under the covers
It bulges between us
You have cum all over my buns
Thick, hard, and rammed in my arse
I believe that this horse cock goes on
Once more, you fucked my back door
And you hilt in my asshole
My asshole so soft and warm
Long enough to mock mine
And veined like road map lines
Thick enough to compare with my arm
Love it when you fuck me
That bulge deep in my belly
It just seems to go on and on
Thick, hard, and rammed in my arse
I believe that this horse cock goes on
Once more, you fucked my back door
And you hilt in my asshole
My asshole so soft and warm
You're here, just plowing my rear
And I know that your cock will plow on
We'll say, your cock made me gay
As you empty your balls in
Your balls in me for so long
Every night in my bed
I see it, I feel it
That is how I know you're so long
Thick under the covers
It bulges between us
You have cum all over my buns
Thick, hard, and rammed in my arse
I believe that this horse cock goes on
Once more, you fucked my back door
And you hilt in my asshole
My asshole so soft and warm
Long enough to mock mine
And veined like road map lines
Thick enough to compare with my arm
Love it when you fuck me
That bulge deep in my belly
It just seems to go on and on
Thick, hard, and rammed in my arse
I believe that this horse cock goes on
Once more, you fucked my back door
And you hilt in my asshole
My asshole so soft and warm
You're here, just plowing my rear
And I know that your cock will plow on
We'll say, your cock made me gay
As you empty your balls in
Your balls in me for so long
Wayward Adopts on my InkBunny
Posted 6 years agoHey everybody, I'm doing some Wayward Adoptables, and have them on my Inkbunny page, as all the characters are too young to be posted here, being teens and tweens. If you are interested, go take a look:
Wayward Middle School: https://inkbunny.net/s/1754829
Wayward High School: https://inkbunny.net/s/1754761
Wayward Middle School: https://inkbunny.net/s/1754829
Wayward High School: https://inkbunny.net/s/1754761
Commission Status: On Hold.
Posted 7 years agoI just got home from the chiropractor because I'm having neck and shoulder pain, and he's ordered me not to do any artwork until he figures out what the source is. So for a week or two, minimum, all commissions are on hold.
Commissions currently in queue, will remain so, in the hopes that I will be drawing again soon, but I wanted to let everybody know.
Commissions currently in queue, will remain so, in the hopes that I will be drawing again soon, but I wanted to let everybody know.
Question for my fans! Classes at a slave school?
Posted 7 years agoIf you were running a school for sex slaves, teaching all genders, what classes would you think would be most important, and why? I think it would be neat to work up a robust curriculum for a school specialized in turning out the best possible sex slaves. Please feel free to be as detailed as you like, and share this idea with your friends so they can give me class ideas too. Thanks!
--Format
Class Name:
Class or Gender Prerequisites:
Class Format: (Practical Lab, Lecture, Both Lab and Lecture, or Extracurricular)
Summary of Class Goals:
--Examples
Class Name: Introductory Chastity
Class or Gender Prerequisites: None
Class Format: Extracurricular
Summary of Class Goals: At the end of each school day the student is locked into a chastity belt or cage, with a numbered ziptie lock strap, which is removed the next day when school begins, to get them accustomed to denial.
Class Name: Intermediate F Self Denial
Class or Gender Prerequisites: Introductory Self Denial, Female
Class Format: Practical Lab
Summary of Class Goals: The female student is locked to a sybian that is set to randomly change intensity through out the class's duration. The teacher records every orgasm any girl has, and for every orgasm the girl has, she receives 5 strokes with a strap to her pussy at the end of class.
--Format
Class Name:
Class or Gender Prerequisites:
Class Format: (Practical Lab, Lecture, Both Lab and Lecture, or Extracurricular)
Summary of Class Goals:
--Examples
Class Name: Introductory Chastity
Class or Gender Prerequisites: None
Class Format: Extracurricular
Summary of Class Goals: At the end of each school day the student is locked into a chastity belt or cage, with a numbered ziptie lock strap, which is removed the next day when school begins, to get them accustomed to denial.
Class Name: Intermediate F Self Denial
Class or Gender Prerequisites: Introductory Self Denial, Female
Class Format: Practical Lab
Summary of Class Goals: The female student is locked to a sybian that is set to randomly change intensity through out the class's duration. The teacher records every orgasm any girl has, and for every orgasm the girl has, she receives 5 strokes with a strap to her pussy at the end of class.