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Posted 2 years agoEdit 12Feb23: Still undefeated, still the best, still seeking challengers.
If you can beat me in Jedi Academy.
Win best out of five duels to claim your prize. The last five of however many we do, that is; I love duelling over and over for ages. Will be conducted on whatever JA+ server we can both get low ping on, maybe School of War, GoDs, or KR.
No force. All lightsabers. Are you a bad enough dude to defeat me in deadly combat and claim your furry pornography? If you are, message me, and we shall arrange a time. This offer'll be open as long as this journal remains up.
If you can beat me in Jedi Academy.
Win best out of five duels to claim your prize. The last five of however many we do, that is; I love duelling over and over for ages. Will be conducted on whatever JA+ server we can both get low ping on, maybe School of War, GoDs, or KR.
No force. All lightsabers. Are you a bad enough dude to defeat me in deadly combat and claim your furry pornography? If you are, message me, and we shall arrange a time. This offer'll be open as long as this journal remains up.
click if ur hornyy :3
Posted 4 years agoEdit: THIS ONE'S A WRAP, FOLKS, STOP BEING HORNY NOW
TL;DR: Comment drawing requests. Be explicitly detailed, longwinded, and horny. I'll do the first one that gives me a boner.
You people aren't horny enough. You might think you are, but you're not. In fact, horny levels are CRITICALLY LOW.
Immediate action needs to be taken to remedy this situation. We are in desperate need of an influx of horny. We need 50 CCs of horny, stat. Therefor, in an effort to boost horny levels and also interact with all you lovely people that have decided my work is appealing (what the fuck), I have decided to do a thing.
I'm gonna be doing one request. While I'd love to do more, my isolation ends on Monday and I'm actually going to be have to work instead of just sitting around drawing porn all day, so it's gonna be just one. Can't be just any old request, though, because that'd be lame. I'd probably get something like "draw umbreon paws plz." Where's the fire in that? Where's the spirit, the spice, the joie de vivre? No, it's gotta be special. Worthy. Horny.
As such, here's how it's gonna go. You fine folks can drop your requests in the comments of this journal. Make them detailed. Make them loooong. Make them explicit and lewd. Most importantly, make them horny.
They don't have to be well written; the spirit of horny can shine through even the most broken of English. They don't even need to be on-topic all the way through. What I mean by that is, you can have your actual request be about a sentence long and then spend two paragraphs talking about how you want Zeraora to sit on your face so you can sniff and rim his tailhole for hours on end. All that matters is that you're operating at maximum horny. I'm talking levels of horny that exceed that of a rule34.xxx comments section, folks. If you are unaware of just how horny that can get, I think the comment on this post by Drainmyballs serves as a pretty good example.
First one to give me a boner gets it. This shouldn't be a horribly difficult task, as I haven't whacked it since September 20th. I'm hoping that since there's over 200 of you people, and some of you have wanted to give me actual money in exchange for art (what the fuck), at least one of you is gonna want one of my doodles enough to spit horniness at me.
alright go go go the more time you waste reading this is less time i can spend drawing something that makes your penis happy!!!!!
TL;DR: Comment drawing requests. Be explicitly detailed, longwinded, and horny. I'll do the first one that gives me a boner.
You people aren't horny enough. You might think you are, but you're not. In fact, horny levels are CRITICALLY LOW.
Immediate action needs to be taken to remedy this situation. We are in desperate need of an influx of horny. We need 50 CCs of horny, stat. Therefor, in an effort to boost horny levels and also interact with all you lovely people that have decided my work is appealing (what the fuck), I have decided to do a thing.
I'm gonna be doing one request. While I'd love to do more, my isolation ends on Monday and I'm actually going to be have to work instead of just sitting around drawing porn all day, so it's gonna be just one. Can't be just any old request, though, because that'd be lame. I'd probably get something like "draw umbreon paws plz." Where's the fire in that? Where's the spirit, the spice, the joie de vivre? No, it's gotta be special. Worthy. Horny.
As such, here's how it's gonna go. You fine folks can drop your requests in the comments of this journal. Make them detailed. Make them loooong. Make them explicit and lewd. Most importantly, make them horny.
They don't have to be well written; the spirit of horny can shine through even the most broken of English. They don't even need to be on-topic all the way through. What I mean by that is, you can have your actual request be about a sentence long and then spend two paragraphs talking about how you want Zeraora to sit on your face so you can sniff and rim his tailhole for hours on end. All that matters is that you're operating at maximum horny. I'm talking levels of horny that exceed that of a rule34.xxx comments section, folks. If you are unaware of just how horny that can get, I think the comment on this post by Drainmyballs serves as a pretty good example.
First one to give me a boner gets it. This shouldn't be a horribly difficult task, as I haven't whacked it since September 20th. I'm hoping that since there's over 200 of you people, and some of you have wanted to give me actual money in exchange for art (what the fuck), at least one of you is gonna want one of my doodles enough to spit horniness at me.
alright go go go the more time you waste reading this is less time i can spend drawing something that makes your penis happy!!!!!
A very special episode of GayPornAficionado
Posted 5 years agoUnfortunately, my newest story is too spicy for FurAffinity. According to the rules, I'm also not allowed to directly link to it, but I can say that I've uploaded it to SoFurry. For those of you without a SoFurry account, if you take all the capital letters in my name and append them to the end of this link, I have no idea what will happen.