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Local Furry Loser | Registered: Jul 30, 2013 09:54
I suppose you'd call this a bio?
Because by this point who even knows any more.
Anyways, I'm just your local furry loser, who, mostly to help keep the lights on, has decided to try my hand at writing commissioned furry smut. What could possibly go wrong?
Commissions are currently open, so feel free to DM me and see if we can work something out.
Commission Information:
I'm starting my pricing at $10 US dollars per 1000 words, with payment requested once the story is finished. Feel free to give me an estimate or rough idea of how long you wish the story to be, as it'll help me figure out how detailed I can make it. You can chose to be credited or remain entirely anonymous, it's up to you. Lord knows I'm not one to judge.
As for how detailed your request can be, try to keep it relatively straight forward, mainly a basic summary of what you want to see, such as character names, or a basic outline (ie "Greg decides to visit his girlfriend for the weekend, but finds out she is into threesomes"), versus anything too elaborate. If you want to see any specific kinks or fetishes, please note them in your initial request, that way I can work out any more of the details. Feel free to request non-furry smut if you wish, which I will post on my AO3 account.
To discussion commissions in more detail, feel free to DM me here, or over my twitter, which I've linked below in the social contacts section. If you want to know what kinks or fandoms I don't feel comfortable writing (either due to personal taste or lack of knowledge), check out the journal I pinned, where I tried to list everything as clearly as possible.
Hope you enjoy what you read here.
Because by this point who even knows any more.
Anyways, I'm just your local furry loser, who, mostly to help keep the lights on, has decided to try my hand at writing commissioned furry smut. What could possibly go wrong?
Commissions are currently open, so feel free to DM me and see if we can work something out.
Commission Information:
I'm starting my pricing at $10 US dollars per 1000 words, with payment requested once the story is finished. Feel free to give me an estimate or rough idea of how long you wish the story to be, as it'll help me figure out how detailed I can make it. You can chose to be credited or remain entirely anonymous, it's up to you. Lord knows I'm not one to judge.
As for how detailed your request can be, try to keep it relatively straight forward, mainly a basic summary of what you want to see, such as character names, or a basic outline (ie "Greg decides to visit his girlfriend for the weekend, but finds out she is into threesomes"), versus anything too elaborate. If you want to see any specific kinks or fetishes, please note them in your initial request, that way I can work out any more of the details. Feel free to request non-furry smut if you wish, which I will post on my AO3 account.
To discussion commissions in more detail, feel free to DM me here, or over my twitter, which I've linked below in the social contacts section. If you want to know what kinks or fandoms I don't feel comfortable writing (either due to personal taste or lack of knowledge), check out the journal I pinned, where I tried to list everything as clearly as possible.
Hope you enjoy what you read here.
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Commission Information: What I Like and Don't Like to Wri...
4 years ago
Hi, I'm very happy you've chosen to commission me for a story! First, let's get the basic information out of the way, such as pricing and the like.
Pricing: I will be charging $10 per 1000 words, which puts us at roughly 1 cent per word. Payment is only requested once I've actually finished the story, because I firmly believe in making sure I fulfilled my end before asking someone for money.
Contact: If you wish to contact me, either feel free to DM me here, or via my Twitter, which is over here: https://twitter.com/ferretfyre
I figured that, to be honest and fair to you, my customers, I should probably outline the kind of kinks/fetishes that I like writing, and those I don't like writing. Nothing is more awkward than to try and request a commission, and then find out the artist isn't all too keen on what you want. Trust me, I've been there.
So let's start with the positives!
THINGS I THINK ARE COOL TO WRITE
*** Most furry fandom stuff, such as MLP, Robin Hood, or Zootopia, or Looney Tunes, or Animalympics. If it's Furry Media, I've likely seen it, and I'm more than happy to help make more content.
*** Hyper and most hyper related shenanigans. More of a good thing is always welcome.
*** Futa. It's the best of both worlds!
*** Incest. Fun for the whole family.
*** Magic. Who doesn't like a nice bit of spellwork?
Now to the more cynical end of things.
THINGS I THINK AREN'T COOL TO WRITE
*** 'Dark' smut, featuring topics like snuff, abuse, noncon, rape, ntr, non-role play humiliation, bimbofication, or general mean spirited stuff (ie misogyny/racism). I personally don't feel comfortable writing that kind of stuff. Either because I simply don't 'get it', or because it's something I'm actively against.
*** The more so-called 'weird' kinks, such as vore, omorashi/scat/diapers, unbirthing, stuffing/feeding, or oviposition/egg laying. Call me boring, but I just don't get it, and so I don't think I could really create the result you might be looking for.
*** All characters must be 18 or older. I don't write underaged, as it really makes me uncomfortable. Also, all the characters have to be able to fully consent.
I hope you are still ready and willing to commission me, and if so, I welcome the opportunity to work with you!
Hope you have a wonderful day!
Pricing: I will be charging $10 per 1000 words, which puts us at roughly 1 cent per word. Payment is only requested once I've actually finished the story, because I firmly believe in making sure I fulfilled my end before asking someone for money.
Contact: If you wish to contact me, either feel free to DM me here, or via my Twitter, which is over here: https://twitter.com/ferretfyre
I figured that, to be honest and fair to you, my customers, I should probably outline the kind of kinks/fetishes that I like writing, and those I don't like writing. Nothing is more awkward than to try and request a commission, and then find out the artist isn't all too keen on what you want. Trust me, I've been there.
So let's start with the positives!
THINGS I THINK ARE COOL TO WRITE
*** Most furry fandom stuff, such as MLP, Robin Hood, or Zootopia, or Looney Tunes, or Animalympics. If it's Furry Media, I've likely seen it, and I'm more than happy to help make more content.
*** Hyper and most hyper related shenanigans. More of a good thing is always welcome.
*** Futa. It's the best of both worlds!
*** Incest. Fun for the whole family.
*** Magic. Who doesn't like a nice bit of spellwork?
Now to the more cynical end of things.
THINGS I THINK AREN'T COOL TO WRITE
*** 'Dark' smut, featuring topics like snuff, abuse, noncon, rape, ntr, non-role play humiliation, bimbofication, or general mean spirited stuff (ie misogyny/racism). I personally don't feel comfortable writing that kind of stuff. Either because I simply don't 'get it', or because it's something I'm actively against.
*** The more so-called 'weird' kinks, such as vore, omorashi/scat/diapers, unbirthing, stuffing/feeding, or oviposition/egg laying. Call me boring, but I just don't get it, and so I don't think I could really create the result you might be looking for.
*** All characters must be 18 or older. I don't write underaged, as it really makes me uncomfortable. Also, all the characters have to be able to fully consent.
I hope you are still ready and willing to commission me, and if so, I welcome the opportunity to work with you!
Hope you have a wonderful day!
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