CW Tyger was born in British Columbia during a great depression, for probability theory can be manipulated to state that statistically, at least one person was greatly depressed in October of 1982. Chances are he has never met this person. He hopes that he won’t end up in an old folks home, muttering the Miranda rights to himself in a drugged stupor as the nurse delivers his Jell-O. Unless it’s strawberry Jell-O.

His early cubhood was spent gazing fondly at numbers, and this probably explains everything that’s wrong with him (may even explain everything that’s odd about him, too). Into high school, he found himself very fascinated with the English language, and once he’d mastered it as well, he became an unholy alliance of the power of both the pen and the abacus (for an abacus hurts more than a calculator if you smash someone over the head with it).

He claims to be straight, yet his obsession with the music of Darren Hayes says otherwise. Through it all his mate puts up with him, and he wonders how long it’ll be before she goes insane from the crazy tiger’s antics.

In the summer of 2007, he got his paws dirty as a landscape gardener, and is now working in retail. Despite this, he finds the time to write, play video games, read thousands of pages of manga a month, watch movies, and spend more time in front of the computer than is healthy. He claims he doesn’t have access to a TARDIS, but that’s a lie: he couldn’t possibly accomplish all he does in just 24 hours a day.

Until November 7th of 2007, everything he posted on-line had been made on a computer almost old enough to have been on the ark with Noah, which had sometimes resulted in his computer making blue picket signs, but he has so far never needed to hold a funeral for the hardware. A spiffy, brand new computer has now arrived, with glitches of its own included at no extra cost to him, and he looks forward to finding out what they are.

His message to the users of FurAffinity is this: “Be wary of steep hills, toboggans, and friends who sought to combine the two.”

Avatar drawn by  DooWaDitty