Okay so first it was the end of the world and I was screaming at my friend to come back then I was in a war convoy all armed up and shit, we saw some of our comrades skewered and impaled on poles, this on chick in our convoy obviously knew the guy in some intimate way. Then they send me to go kill the leader of that army of who did all of this. That somehow lead me to some place in the north pole where there was no one but santas reindeer drinking and sexing it up. I ask for the information to point me in the direction of the leader of the army. They said to talk to their alpha so I went to go find him. Turns out the alpha was Rudolph! So I ask for the info. He would only give it to me in exchange for a night with me. A whole night! I had to agree to get the info. So that happened (and yes he DID glow down there too!) Then all the sudden I'm facing the leader with a knife. Guess who it was? It was Vaas! So I stabbed the shit out of him and gutted him for some reason. Then flash forward to the congradulatory party at tje most INSANE party mansion ever (details later on the house). Next thing tje cops show up. We hide. I was hiding with this one girl from my yoga class. We got spotted. I told the officer we were just making out. He bought it. Then some group of guys started shooting up the place. I grabbed a downed officers gun and shot the gangs driver. He resurrected somehow and came in reverse. I shot him to death. No more bullets now. The gang got out of the car. Next thing you know my vision went last gen video game graphics on me and speed shot a bow an arrow at two guys, grabbed a botyle on the ground to block an attack then kill another guy by smashing it over his head, then stabbed the last guy with it in the heart. Then my vision went blurry as a results screen came into view. When it disappeared, my vision went back to normal completely! Everyone was both shocked and then cheered for what I did. Then I woke up...5 MINUTES BEFORE MY BUS ARRIVED

I know how randow it was but I felt like sharing! Feel free to share your opinions on it!!! :)

MURRY CHRISTMAS YALL!!! ;D