STOLEN FROM  darth-kitsu

Where are you staying?
Ohio

What day are you getting there?
Never

How are you traveling?
Im flying, but to Ohio

Who will you be rooming with?
Halla, my wife.

How is the best way to find you?
Check twitter, facebook or WoW.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
No, but we are attending a rehearsal dinner and a reception.

What do you look like?
A very very large man in a suit.

Will you be suiting?
Yes, but not that kind of suit. One with a tie, and a jacket.

Do you do free art?
The only art I will be doing is the art of conversing with my relatives and avoiding talking about pretty much anything.

Do you do trades?
I'll be trading clever comments with my wife the entire time.

Do you do badges?
Negative.

What is your gender?
I identify as a meat popsicle.

How tall are you?
5'11"

Can I talk to you?
If you have telegram yeah.

Can I touch you?
If you are in Ohio....still no.

Can I visit your room?
If you reallly wanna travel out to Ohio....still no.

Can I buy you drinks?
Sure, I accept Paypal.

Can I give you stuff?
Yes, but only if it's alcoholic.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
MURPURR

How long are you going?
NEVER

Do you have an artist table?
I'M GOING TO A WEDDING

Will you be going to parties?
THERE BETTER BE PARTIES

Will you be performing?
ONLY AFTER TOO MANY BEERS

If I see you, how should I get your attention?
Yell "what the hell are you doing at AC?!"

Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
Crying in my hotel room

What/where will you be eating?
Whatever doesn't get me sideways looks from everyone.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
THERE IS NEITHER WHERE I AM GOING.

Can I take your picture?
WHO ARE YOU STOP ASKING ME THESE QUESTIONS.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
TO SOB UNCONTROLLABLY WHILE I CAN ALSO LOOK FORWARD TO ANOTHER FAMILY THING THE WEEKEND AFTER. NO BRONYCON EITHER. X.x