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Creator of strange things | Registered: Jan 15, 2007 04:06
Me, Joey B.
- knitting and beadweaving and crocheting
- loves art in mostly all forms
- experimenting with various crafts
- likes to read and jam out to music in his time
- Not much of a TV/movie watcher, preferring books and music
- Loves to see new places
- writes about strange situations
- rather chubby and likes it...kinda
- can be melancholy, playful, frisky, and philosophical, often in the same minute
-
texasfurs since I am in Texas and all. :D
-
bowserfan since he's one of my fave characters. :D
-
bigmuscleanthros since Moose is big and muscled :D
- Owner and Manager of The Crafty Moose, a jewelry business started in May 2022
My characters:
-Name: Johnathan Joseph B. Moose, a.k.a. Joey Moose [my 'sona]
-Species: Moose!
-Sex: Male
-Body type: Powerlifter [with musclegut to go with it]
-Height: 5'6, antlers add another 1.5 feet, for a total of 6' 11"
-Weight: 300lbs, plus another 60lbs for the antlers, for a total of 360 lbs
-Eye color: Sky blue
-Fur color: Deep chocolate [but not edible dangit!] with lighter freckles across the chest, shoulders and upper back
-Likes include: Hawaiian shirts, kittens, powerlifting, knitting, musclebears, reading
-Dislikes: [none known]
-Weaknesses: Enchiladas, dark chocolate, musclebears
-Occupation: Worker at Bar Jocks, a classy strip-down resturant
-Relations: Cousin to
dineegla, Uncle to
lionor and
DevonAura, friend to countless others
-Name: Franklin "Frankie" Morris
-Species: Otter!
-Sex: Male
-Body type: Hefty/pudgy - has slight spare tire
-Height: Five feet even
-Weight: 210 lbs.
-Eye color: Brown
-Hair color: Ginger
-Skin color: Richly brown [sleekly so] fur with a few cowlicks here and there
-Likes include: Rugby shirts, bongos, reading, pina coladas, his job
-Dislikes: idiots, close-mindedness, mistreating of books
-Weaknesses: fresh salmon, chocolate ice cream, Captain Morgan
-Occupation: Reference assistant at the local library
-Relations: Parents divorced [best of friends], two brothers
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I absolutely love hugs. So adorable.
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DeviantArt Fractal Gallery Archive: http://meddlerinc.deviantart.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/JoeMoose517
The Crafty Moose FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/the.crafty.moosey/
Mastadon: https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517
If you want to contact me, note me...and we'll see. :D
- knitting and beadweaving and crocheting
- loves art in mostly all forms
- experimenting with various crafts
- likes to read and jam out to music in his time
- Not much of a TV/movie watcher, preferring books and music
- Loves to see new places
- writes about strange situations
- rather chubby and likes it...kinda
- can be melancholy, playful, frisky, and philosophical, often in the same minute
-

-

-

- Owner and Manager of The Crafty Moose, a jewelry business started in May 2022
My characters:
-Name: Johnathan Joseph B. Moose, a.k.a. Joey Moose [my 'sona]
-Species: Moose!
-Sex: Male
-Body type: Powerlifter [with musclegut to go with it]
-Height: 5'6, antlers add another 1.5 feet, for a total of 6' 11"
-Weight: 300lbs, plus another 60lbs for the antlers, for a total of 360 lbs
-Eye color: Sky blue
-Fur color: Deep chocolate [but not edible dangit!] with lighter freckles across the chest, shoulders and upper back
-Likes include: Hawaiian shirts, kittens, powerlifting, knitting, musclebears, reading
-Dislikes: [none known]
-Weaknesses: Enchiladas, dark chocolate, musclebears
-Occupation: Worker at Bar Jocks, a classy strip-down resturant
-Relations: Cousin to



-Name: Franklin "Frankie" Morris
-Species: Otter!
-Sex: Male
-Body type: Hefty/pudgy - has slight spare tire
-Height: Five feet even
-Weight: 210 lbs.
-Eye color: Brown
-Hair color: Ginger
-Skin color: Richly brown [sleekly so] fur with a few cowlicks here and there
-Likes include: Rugby shirts, bongos, reading, pina coladas, his job
-Dislikes: idiots, close-mindedness, mistreating of books
-Weaknesses: fresh salmon, chocolate ice cream, Captain Morgan
-Occupation: Reference assistant at the local library
-Relations: Parents divorced [best of friends], two brothers
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║═╣║║║║║╔╣╔╣╚╝║ Your Channel If
║╔╣╚╣╚╝║║║║╚╗╔╝ You Support
╚╝╚═╩══╩╝╚╝♥╚╝ Wendy's Flurries!
~mmmMMMmmmmm...~
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║╚╝║║║║║║║╔╗║╚═╗ your page
║╔╗║║║║║║║║║╚═╗║ if you love
║║║║║╚╝║║╚╝║╔═╝║ a good hug
╚╝╚╝╚══╝╚══╝╚══╝
I absolutely love hugs. So adorable.
===
DeviantArt Fractal Gallery Archive: http://meddlerinc.deviantart.com
Twitter: http://twitter.com/JoeMoose517
The Crafty Moose FB Page: https://www.facebook.com/the.crafty.moosey/
Mastadon: https://meow.social/@JoeMoose517
If you want to contact me, note me...and we'll see. :D
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Human w/various alter egos
Favorite Music
Indie, [classic] rock, pop, jazz/blues, electric, acid jazz/rap, alternative, etc.
Favorite TV Shows & Movies
Clue!
Favorite Games
FF 14 [Aether -> Adamantoise]
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Moose!
Favorite Foods & Drinks
any within reason
Favorite Quote
Maybe I am not very human - What I wanted to do was to paint sunlight on the side of a house. - Edward Hopper.
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