♥ The Cat and his human part two part one ♥
He was smirking at me the fool was smirking at me like im some peice of meat being baked at two hundred degree heat, and boy was I bakeing, but I wasnt going to let the cat surpiority get the best of me cause im top dog this is my house my stoop nobody disrespecks me in my hood *snaps fingers shakeing my hips to the left and right* The top dog my guess doberman was smileing at me so friendly I was going to feel bad if I did'nt say anything. Hello can I help you folk ?... I was starting to feel awkard due to the slience when ..... Me and my friend here are traveling massuces going door to door asking for your min of your time. His voice was so deep like exzackly like a top dog who sounded conifident. I was actually curious on what they had to say , are they going to offer me a deal , take an avantage of me , rob me for all I got , ill admit it im super paranoid, twentys years old and im stil stress out and paranoid . But that cat next to him kept on stareing at me more conifendent then ever. Mabe he thinks im cute I mean for a collage human I have extractive blue eye and long Californian dirty blond hair but I cant be that cute. I was cut off out of thought when the tall muscles as hell dog started talking to me again. All I was thinking when he interupted my train of thought was Bitch !..... his black eyes stareing at me again , *rolles eyes*. Me and my collie are offering 64 percent off our sensetive special of our two man pain relief sessions and lucky for you our car broke down next to your house ! My cat freind here jecie is really a master of the art
Of tai jen ouh its an ancient technique practice pass down by generation by generation with the ability to touch pressure points that can stimulate cell structure in otherwords numbness while feeling a natural high. His parterner was amazeing truely amazeing what a turn on ! , but im pretty sure this going to cost me a fortune , I owned to my name thirty three hunderd thousand thanks to my inheritances of my britsh grama side but that enough about my finace, look ! I TELL them" how mutch is going to cost me" I cant just spend money on crap that I cant afford (Im just lieing so they will get the message and go away, ; but they were persistent as fuck. O no! They clamp an panic , this isnt going to cost a thing just barely sixty four mins for twenty nine ninty five youll being getting the greatest sentive painless massage from me and my anthro furry friend here . I look at the. Both with termination I cant decided if I want it or not and dame it ! Its sounds too interesting to pleasing to give up or pass on because the stupied cute dog friend was hot with a Capital H "my mind was trap in endless decsion when the cat voice started spoken , mabe human I can persuade you into our off *showing off my bulging six pack and black hairy chest * my eyes were stareing at his bulging muscles and this smell of his sweat determination * what do *huff* say *huff* say human about Our offer *showing his 6inchgirth not hard bulge from his black white strap sweat pants while flexing his muscels moveing his hands to his nipples * before I died from massive nose bleed from his sweet body , his dog friend interupted him an told me Are you interested in our speacil we will add two days sweat and bath and sauna massage for extra "if you let us stay for a while while we fix our car Mr .
Human
?.... all I can say is god dame , Iucky me but son of a bitch *sighs company* I move my hand out of the way of the door and say ... welcome to my fabulous home sweaty bastards *giggles to my self * they both look at me in surprise hub? " O nouthing" I wisper smirking excitedly " this is going to be an exciteing week