Come in! Sit down, dear.

Oh no, I was expecting you, don't worry. Even if you didn't call, I knew you would come. I have ways of knowing these things

The weather out there is quite ghastly, don't you think? Much better in here. Much more comfortable, yes?

Have a seat, I insist. Would you care for a drink? I could get you just about anything.

Ah. Good! I personally love that, on this kind of day, I expect that it hits the spot just perfectly.

Now that you're settled, why don't I tell you some stories. Of things I've seen. Of dark deeds and twisted pleasures, of things that would make the common fur wish to bathe afterward. But not you, my dear. You've come here for stories just like that. You've come because SOMEONE told you of the things I know. So sit down. Listen to my stories. And if you really want to know how true they are afterward... I can show you where to go.

Maybe then you'll be in one of my stories, hmm?