is that a simp joke?

Sit on his crotch

He'd rather being sat on the face.

Be honest. He would and we all know it.

Stunning and brave queen.

The line for genitals flattening getting bigger as we speak

She is a cute one

Took me three takes to figure out he didn't mean her hair, but her pits... wow... WTF?! WHY is my COFFEE GONE when I obviously need MORE?!

I identify with Chub-kun more than I should.

looool

Simps can go fuck themselves

Is it pathetic that I seem myself as the cat, just a hopless simp who’s desperate for an affectionate touch even if its just for a fleeting moment.

If you're gonna word it like that, yes

Don't let desperation rule your actions. You may have unfulfilled desires, but there are steps you can take to change that. If you deny your desires or try to fulfill them without really knowing what they are, you will fail.

Even if you are a simp, you can get better. Start with grooming. A guy who can keep his body and his living space clean is a lot more attractive in a mate.

SIMP harder! She'll be calling you daddy in no time!

Ppppfffttt, hahahah.

Thank you for the laughs, Jay.

I didn’t even realize he was referring to her armpits.

Kinda amusing tho with characters covered in hair that armpit hair would even be a thing lol

Indeed; Though if you have fur everywhere i don't see why it would be a thing with armpits with them the way it is with us.

Actually since most of them won't sweat, i don't see how it would be a thing. Not that it matters.

I mean, she is a red panda, the most superior of pandas
so ya cant 100% blame the man. he may be a simp, but a simp with good taste :3

And very questionable kinks...

Uhh... There's something wrong with body hair on women?

That's not what I was referring to.

Ah. The genital flattening.

Yes, that would be a little more suspect.

Nothing *wrong*, no...

But honestly, I have trouble with my *own* body hair, let alone anybody else's. :P

Guy knows what he wants

did he really just asked that?

Yep....and sadly these kind of people exist in the real world too...

yes I know...like once i've seen a screenshot about someone saying "I see you are a man of culture", they replied "I am a woman but thanks" THEIR reply, "how far can you squirt?"

what a bunch of no lives

To quote from Family Guy:
"WHO THE HELL STARTS A CONVERSATION LIKE THAT?!"

exactly

She got the job specifically because it made it easier to pee on Gwen. Lol

Well I do also like a woman who doesn't feel like taking grooming too seriously, but I don't write poetry about it

But, swimming! The hydrodynamics!

That Simp is cute

PFFFFT! She's supposed to be a LIFEGUARD; NOT a porn star! XD

I will admit; this is well drawn, though!

Why does that guy look like me?

Good grief she sounds like me! 😂

I avoid it where possible coz I just cba lol

I do sometimes wish I could live carefree like men & not have to worry about legs or pits! But I suppose then there's the face to consider 😕

Connecticut Bar Association?

Sorry, I don't get it... 😅

You said "i just cba" and I have no idea what cba means.

Can't be arsed a.k.a can't be bothered

Oh, thank you.

Oh sorry!

I assumed most people knew what that meant, my mistake! 😅

Dude, real women never fall for that kind of lame pick-up line.

If he's lucky, she won't say yes and then do it with a kick...

She's well built to save people.

he just straight up and asked her if she would like to fuck, I was not expecting him to ask her that, though the question remains what was her answer?

💖💖💖💖💖

Your average Tesla-driving NFT-promoting millennial trust fund baby

So much context I feel I'm lacking.

Sure. Genital flattening starts at 4:00. Line's over there.

man he went really far to say " hey you are sexy. Wsnns fuck? "
I mean yeah i like her too but the approach is just too much. XD

A lot of males understand they are unattractive and know when they are batting way out of their league but your odds of winning the lottery go up significantly when you buy a ticket. He knows his odds are astronomical but they may be slightly better by interacting with her. Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

This pic is already funny on its own, and then I read the comments and holy shit, they really add a layer of unintentional comedy, lol.

The best kind.

I agree with him have your hair how you want. She is just naturally gorgeous is all.

If the simp weren't a cutie I would have smacked the crap out of him tbh

I too, wish people spoke in real life as they did online
I'd get in lots of fights, but it would be more interesting.

simps be like: