The other day, Garfield and Arlene were walking down the street before a loud rumble was heard. It was Arlene’s stomach. She said that she’s so hungry that she wishes everyone would give her food instead of Garfield for once. An idea did come to Garfield when he remembered a new retirement home was built here in town called Cloudy Chestnut. He also remembered that last week, most of the senior citizens there had bad eye vision. Because he wore a corset at the time, none of the people could tell if he was satisfied or not.

Eventually, the cats arrived at that retirement home with his girlfriend wearing a corset in lavender. To their surprise, a picnic was being hosted there. Without a moment to spare, the pink cat walked up in the middle of the crowd and let out a depressing meow. All the people there looked at her with their small, beady eyes and sunglasses. To them, they see a starving cat whose torso was just as thin as a muffler. All of a sudden, everyone reached for their picnic baskets and gave her all the food they had.

Eventually, her corset was starting to stretch out. Some of the strings were starting to give in. Of course, that didn’t seem to worry Arlene since she was enjoying her burger. By now, she looked like she was hiding a giant sack of potatoes underneath that corset. Garfield was hiding behind the bush, watching this unfold. To see all that food being given to Arlene made his mouth water. While everyone was still rummaging in their baskets, Arlene looked over at her massive gut. Boy! She thought to herself, placing her paw on her belly. These people will fall for anything! She took another bite while another string broke out.

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