Another Captain Frying Pan story this time with the return of the happy-face robot couples the Perfections Mr. and Mrs. Perfections with guest appearances of Buster and Babs Bunny from Tiny Toon Adventures series (and the upcoming reboot) I know http://deviantart.com/Tiny-Toons-Fan will love.

(Story begins)

Narrator:In the outskirts of Acme Acres is the sports stadium where a big game of Acme Tooniversity is soon getting ready to play for the first game of the season against a new upcoming team from a college called Perfect University. PU for short. Meanwhile our hero Captain Frying Pan was ready to watch the big game of the season for he is a huge football fan.

Captain Frying Pan: Oh boy the first game of the season. I can't wait to see some football action. Let see where are my seats? Ah here we go!

The Captain sat down on his seat and is about to watch the opening when suddenly he sees on the ground two long bumps were forming towards the seats next to him. Suddenly out pops two children bunnies a blue bunny named Buster and a pink girl bunny named Babs.

Captain Frying Pan: Whoa hey who are you two?

Buster: I'm Buster Bunny.

Babs: And I'm Babs Bunny.

Buster/Babs: No relation.

Captain Frying Pan: You kids get into games like this all the time?

Buster: Beats walking. Okay Babs it's time see our old school Acme Tooniversity to start their game.

Babs Bunny spun around and when she stopped she spotted a business suit attire and makes like a sports reporter.

Babs: * Imitates a male sports announcer* We are ready for a massacre ladies and gentlemen. It's gonna be moider, it's gonna be bloodshed, and it's going to be a killer.

Captain Frying Pan: Yeah and that's just the 1st quarter.

Babs: * Back to normal outfit and voice* I do the jokes around here tubbykins!

Captain Frying Pan: Well I better get to the snack bar for the four basic food groups of a football game. Hot dogs, nachos, candy and sodas.

Buster: Could you be a pal and grab us something to eat?

Babs: * Cute voice with big anime eyes* Oh puh-lease? Pretty please with sugar on top?

Captain Frying Pan: Well...ah sure kids. What would you two like carrots?

Buster: Oh that's typical. Going for that rabbit stereotype of us bunny rabbits being addicted to carrots is that it?

Captain Frying Pan: Oh geeze kid I'm sorry I didn't meant to offend I...

Buster: Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha we're just messing with you of course we would love some carrorts.

Babs: We're rabbits silly we love the stuff.

Captain Frying Pan: Oh brother. I wonder how your parents put up with you two.

As he left the crowd let out a cheer as the players from Acme Tooniversity takes the field awaiting for their rival teams.

Babs: You know Buster I thought this new team was from our rivals Perfecto Prep but they don't even have a University called Perfect.

Buster: Yeah and I've been looking up on this University online and it turns out there is no information, no web page, no address, not even dorms. It's like it just popped out of nowhere.

Announcer: Now please welcome the cheerleaders of Perfect University.

Coming out to the field to everyone's surprise the cheerleaders are robots with wheels for feet and pom-poms for hands with light up eyes and smiles all look similar except for the color of their hairs.

Buster: Whoa! What kind of school uses robots for cheerleaders?

Babs: The same people who would use those guys for football players!

Babs pointed out to the players are huge gigantic robots built as football players.

Buster: They gotta be kidding! Those guys aren't players those are tanks.

Babs: Suffering steroids who uses robots for players?

Just then Captain Frying Pan showed up with a mountain of snacks.

Captain Frying Pan: This should do for the first half. Hey kids did the game started yet?

Buster: It think we're finish before we even got started. Look!

Captain Frying Pan saw the huge robots as they LITERALLY flatten the players from Acme Tooniversity by rolling over them with their giant wheels.

Captain Frying Pan: Hey! That's not fair! They need tanks to beat those guys. Who's their couch?

Suddenly he got his answers when on the giant TV screen shows the faces of two robots a male robot with blonde hair and business suit with a blonde hair robot woman wearing a dress and apron.

Captain Frying Pan: The Perfections!

Babs: You know them?

Captain Frying Pan: I fought them once they were robots created by an alien race to represent a typical earth family scenario. But when they came to earth and saw that many of us has imperfections they tried to replace the whole human race with robots and send us hopelessly floating forever in space to cleanse our planet. This I got to see.

Captain Frying Pan pulls out his magic frying pan and flies upward towards the perfections. Meanwhile the players are getting crushed and injured by the giant robots. The robots kept scoring points after points until the scoreboards leads 97 to 0 (kind of one sided isn't it folks?). Captain Frying Pan meets up with Mr. and Mrs. Perfection.

Mr. Perfection: Look honey well spark my plugs. It's our old friend Captain Frying Pan.

Mrs. Perfection: How perfectly wonderful. He's just in time to see the imperfected species loose and we get to send them into outer space. Cookies anyone?

Captain Frying Pan: That's right I'm Captain Frying Pan. Stronger than garlic breath after a six-course spaghetti meal, more powerful than marinera sauce in lasagnas, able to drink 500 carrot smoothies without throwing up.

Babs/Buster: HEY WE LIKE CARROT SMOOTHIES!

Captain Frying Pan: I fight for truth, justice, and the fried fast-food way of life! TRA-LA-LA!

Mr. Perfection: Oh-ho-ho-ho still imperfect as always. Don't worry once we win the game we are going to kidnap all the people in the stadium and transport everyone into the deepest region of space where they will never hurt anyone with their imperfections ever again.

Mrs. Perfection: Isn't that perfectly wonderful?

Captain Frying Pan: But...how did you two survived? Last time we met I literally saw you two blew up in my face.

Mr. Perfection: It's the gosh darndest thing. Our creators have back up memories of our inputs, data and information's from the galactic cloud and download them into new spare bodies on our home planet.

Mrs. Perfection: Such a perfect back up system in case if anything should happen to us.

Babs: What makes you two think no one will leave before the game ends?

Mrs. Perfection pulls out a remote control and pushes a button. At that moment steel doors have appeared all over the exit's preventing everyone from escaping.

Babs: I had to ask.

Buster: But if you were going to send us into outer space anyway why have a game?

Mr. Perfection: Oh just giving you all a perfectly sporting chance to win your freedom.

Captain Frying Pan: A sporting chance? But they're robots those kids can't beat them.

Mr. Perfection: I know! That's what makes our players so perfect!

Mrs. Perfection: Tell them girls.

Robot cheerleaders: RAH-RAH-RAH! ZIP-BOOM-BAH!
WE ARE PERFECT! PERFECT! PERFECT!
RAH-RAH-RAH!

Captain Frying Pan: Oh yeah? Well I'm gonna wipe those smiles off your faces.

Mr. Perfection: Oh young man smiling is all we can show. We have perfectly permanent smiles.

Mrs. Perfection: We can't show any other emotions whatsoever! It's perfectly hellish but we perfectly love it!

Mr. Perfection: And looks like since your team don't have any players that aren't injured we win by a perfect default.

They all look and saw the players for Acme Tooniversity are all in full body casts.

Captain Frying Pan: There isn't any players left.

Medic: Not anyone who is still breathing anyway.

Buster: We need a player! A hero! A Superhero!

Babs: Yeah we need...

Buster/Babs: CAPTAIN FRYING PAN!

Captain Frying Pan: Who me? I mean of course me! time to cook up some justice! EAT PAN FOOTBALL PLAYERS WITH FOOT FUNGUS OF HECK!

Robotic football player: Uh...we got wheels. We don't have feet! Or fungus! Does not compute.

Captain Frying Pan came out wearing a football helmet with his frying pan stuck to his back.

Captain Frying Pan: Okay you robotic creeps I have one question...are you guys the kind who shoots lasers?

Robot Football Player: Nope! Missiles!

Suddenly the robot football players chests opens up and each fired out missiles at him. They exploded leaving the Captain burnt and charred.

Captain Frying Pan: I'll bet you guys don't have the nuts and bolts to do that again. * Gets blown up by another missile* You know kids I should have done a smart thing and take up bowling.

Babs: You can't give up! We need you now! Not only are we facing evil smiling robots who wants to replace all with robots but they are 10 times your size and they got guns and everything!

Captain Frying Pan: You're not much of a motivational speaker are you Pinky?

Buster: Is there anything we can do to help?

Captain Frying Pan: Yeah! Those me one of those spare footballs over there.

Buster grabbed a spare football from a nearby pile and tosses it at Captain Frying Pan. He holds up his magic frying pan and it turned the football into a carrot cake. He ate the carrot cake and got some renewed energy.

Captain Frying Pan: Okay it's time to play some football. Australian style!

Buster: That means it's also time to party!

Buster/Babs: BUSTER AND BABS STYLE!

Captain Frying Pan grab hold of the game ball and zooms over for a touchdown and a field goal kick. Then he tackles one of the robot football players causing a fumble and scores another touchdown and field goal. Captain Frying Pan ran so fast that in a few robot players he left holes in the middle of their bodies that shows the outline of his figure. Another moment a robot football player had the ball but Captain Frying Pan tackled him and soon carried both the ball and the robot player over to the endzone and scores another touchdown. Buster and Babs both led a cheerleading squad.

Buster/Babs: WIN CAPTAIN! WIN CAPTAIN! FIGHT-FIGHT-FIGHT!
BEAT THE PERFECTIONS WITH ALL YOUR MIGHT!
GOOOOOOOOOOOO CAPTAIN!

Announcer: Thanks to the Captain Acme Tooniversity is getting some scores. The scores now reads Perfect University 97 to 92 with 30 seconds left in the 4th quarter.

Captain Frying Pan: 4th quarter already?

Buster: Sometimes time moves fast in cartoons.

Announcer: A touchdown now will win the game. Captain has the ball.

Mr. Pefection: Now boys...I know you can't tell because me and the Mrs. are stuck with forever smiles but we are getting really upset so if you don't mind...DESTROY THAT CAPTAIN! CRUSH HIM!

Babs: Wow Captain you just need a touchdown and we win.

Buster: Yeah nothing can stop you now.

Captain Frying Pan: Uh...except for these guys.

They are surrounded by the giant robot football players. Soon they all jump ontop of Buster, Babs and Captain Frying Pan and all starting punching but little did they know that a long burrowing line was making it's way to the endzone and soon pops out Captain and the bunnies scoring the winning touchdown winning the game 98 to 97 as the buzzer sounds the end of the game.

Announcer: ACME TOONIVERSITY AND CAPTAIN FRYING PAN WINS!

Buster/Babs: YAY!

Mr. and Mrs. Perfection: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! THIS IS NOT PERFECT!

Mr. Perfection: This can't get any perfectly worse.

Captain Frying Pan: This calls for a victory tune!

(Upbeat music plays in background)

Captain Frying Pan: * singing* Now a woman who kiss on the very first date is usually a hussy.
And a woman who kiss on the second time out is anything but fussy.
But a woman who waits until a third time around.
Head in the clouds feet on the ground.
She's the girl he's glad he's found
She's his shipoopi.
Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi.

Buster: The girl who's hard to get.

Captain Frying Pan: Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi.

Babs: But you can win her yet.

Captain Frying Pan: Walk around once just to raise the curtain.
Walk around twice and you're made for certain.
Once more in the flower garden.
She'll never get sore of you beg her pardon.

All: Do-re-mi-fe-so-la-si.
DO-si-la-so-fe-mi-re-do.

Captain Frying Pan: Squeeze her once when she isn't looking.
Get a squeeze back that's fancy cooking.
Once more for a pepper-upper.
She'll never get sore on her way to supper.

All: Do-re-mi-fe-so-la-si-do.
SI-DO!

Buster/Babs: Now little old Sal was a no-gal.
As anyone could see.

Captain Frying Pan: Look at her now she's a go-gal.
Who only goes for me.

Buster: Squeeze her once when she isn't looking.

Babs: Get a squeeze back that's fancy cooking.

Captain Frying Pan: Once more for a pepper-upper.
She'll never get sore on her way to supper.

Robot Cheerleaders: Do-re-mi-fe-so-la-si-do.
SI-DO!

Captain Frying Pan: Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi.

Robot football players: The girl is hard to get!

Captain Frying Pan: Shipoopi, shipoopi, shipoopi.

Robot Cheerleaders: But you can win her yet.

Soon the band breaks out in a musical tune as Captain Frying Pan, the robot cheerleaders, the robotic football players, Buster and Babs all did a dance number together. Captain with Buster were dancing with a couple of robotic cheerleaders as Babs dances with one of the robot players. Then the cheerleaders started dancing with each other and the players dancing with one another. Soon everyone is dancing to the fun tune but not the Perfections.

Mr. Perfection: NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! THIS IS ALL IMPERFECT! THE DANCES ARE OFF! THE SINGING ARE OFF! YOU ARE NOT DANCING CORRECTLY AND IS THIS EVEN A SONG FOR FOOTBALL?! NO THIS IS NOT PERFECT!

Mrs. Perfection: NO! THIS IS NOT AT ALL PERFECT! NO...NOT...ZRRPPH! BRRZZY! ERROR-ERROR-ERROR!

Mr. Perfection: ERROR-ERROR! OH NO NOT AGAIN ERROR

Soon both robots exploded and the steel doors all were unlocked as everyone cheered when they come to the finale of the song.

All: SHIPOOPI! SHIPOOPIE! SHIPOOPI!
THE GIRL IS HARD TO GET!
SHIPOOPI! SHIPOOPI! SHIPOOPI!
BUT YOU CAN WIN HER YET!
YOU CAN WIN HER YET! SHIPOOPI!

(Music ends)

Captain Frying Pan: Alright! I made a touchdown.

Buster: That's was fun

Babs: Yeah but what happens to these robots? Now that their bosses have blown up to pieces.

Robot Football Player: We're giving up on playing football. We're going to work on reprogramming ourselves to work in Broadway. Come on everybody to acting school!

Captain Frying Pan: So once again the carrots of evil has been baked and served into a carrot cake of justice!

Babs: You were great Captain. * Kisses him* My hero!

Buster: You cream them, you reform them, you won the big game. What are you going to do next?!

Captain Frying Pan: Go home to bed I'm tired.

The End.

Buster and Babs Bunny by Warner Bros.

Story and artwork and other characters by me.