You’ll never see an official release of this media from the Hobb's Lick Hollow Police Department.

I'm very lucky to have a friend on the inside who believes in complete transparency with the public. This photo is of the only salvageable footage from the battered body cam found on the remains of Sgt. W Kaminsky on 11/05/2015. He and two other officers (who are still missing as of approximately 0217 hrs on 11/01/2013) were last heard communicating with dispatch on their way to the abandoned Keller farm. A concerned neighbour called in and reported that they could see odd flickering lights and hear horrible animal-like screams coming from the old pumpkin patch in the far corner of the property, adjacent to the sycamore barrens.

Do you ever wonder what happens to all the rotting pumpkins we discard after Halloween every year?